The cheese manifesto

May 15th, 2008

Last week we shared the disappointing news with Georgia. “It doesn’t look like we are going to have the first girl president this time.” Then, moving swiftly to pre-empt a pout, we delivered the good news. “This means you could be the first girl president yourself!” She busied herself for a bit, then presented her first executive order:

No gasoline at all times
No violation on people’s proporty without pormishon
No war
No littering enywhere
No kids in front seat under 10 inless emergencey
No bombs
Every victum goes to the hospital as soon as possible
All violaters go to jail for 3 months
No one eats American cheese

L’enfant terrible! Elle est un francophile.

Happy Camembert, Everyone.


  1. she’s got my vote!

    Comment by Wendy — May 15, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

  2. :o) Love it!

    Comment by Shalet — May 15, 2008 @ 10:15 pm

  3. Wow. She’s on her way.

    Comment by Shelli — May 15, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

  4. finally, a president who understands priorities and the fact that american cheese is overrated and boring. how many more years til i can vote for her?

    Comment by Holly Lash — May 16, 2008 @ 12:45 am

  5. she can be my president.

    Comment by Phyllis Sommer — May 16, 2008 @ 2:43 am

  6. I’d like some pormishon with my camembert!

    Comment by Jena Strong — May 16, 2008 @ 3:30 am

  7. Good giggles! Down with American cheese!

    Comment by RocketMom — May 16, 2008 @ 4:42 am

  8. Yezzzzzzzzz! Make here an independent nominee (in 2040? Or sooner?)


    Comment by Anonymous — May 16, 2008 @ 7:48 am

  9. hehehe. now this girl’s got runnin’ shoes.

    Comment by ladybug-zen — May 16, 2008 @ 9:52 am

  10. Wow. She has a global perspective but can still attend to local issues. What a woman (to be)!

    Comment by She She — May 16, 2008 @ 2:16 pm


    Especially the part about american cheese. it should be criminal.


    Comment by Stella — May 16, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

  12. Once you’ve tasted the real thing there is no going back!

    Comment by Mika — May 16, 2008 @ 11:31 pm

  13. When I was her age I sent a letter complaining to President Carter about how his “talking on TV” was interrupting my grandmother’s soap operas and I didn’t think it was fair.

    His administration was so nice; sent me a White House book that was signed by the president!

    Please Georgia “Gigi” Grace … do not forget this dream. We have to help our young girls remember their dreams. Until they are so.

    All smiles here.

    Comment by Shawn — May 17, 2008 @ 1:54 am

  14. Hmmm . . . she seems to have a lock on the anti-american cheese constituency!

    Comment by Mama Zen — May 17, 2008 @ 2:52 am

  15. wise pronouncements. watch out for the cheese lobby though. no scruples.

    Comment by Terri — May 17, 2008 @ 8:02 pm

  16. She’s got my write-in vote. American cheese is an oxymoron. 🙂

    Comment by Mary Ann — May 18, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

  17. Ah, she will make an excellent president!

    Comment by Mary P Jones (MPJ) — May 25, 2008 @ 7:49 pm

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