10 early warning signs of a preteen

August 6th, 2009

1. How old do you have to be to be a preteen?
2. This is definitely my color.
3. This is definitely not my color.
4. Awesome.
5. I wish you would have talked to me about it first, Mom.
6. Because I mean, like, it’s my life, you know.
7. I’m just not that into it.
8. Random.
9. Do you think I can pull this look off?
10. When are you joining Twitter?

OK, that last one wasn’t her. It was me.

So, like, why don’t you follow me on Twitter? Because it’s like my life, you know, only I’m not going anywhere!

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  1. It's like, totally about time.


    Comment by And Her Head Popped Off — August 6, 2009 @ 5:31 pm

  2. and she's funny too! loved this.but more antisocial media? okay im on twitter too…

    Comment by latisha — August 6, 2009 @ 6:11 pm

  3. Look out! I'm going to revolutionize Twitter from the inside!

    Comment by Karen Maezen Miller — August 6, 2009 @ 6:14 pm

  4. what's twitter?!
    i'm dreading the teenage years mostly because i was such a brat i deserve whatever is coming, but preteens.. tweenies? arrrghhhh too soon too soon
    honey x

    Comment by Honey — August 6, 2009 @ 9:35 pm

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