Let’s invent medicine that really works.
Why hasn’t anybody thought of that?
And that tastes good!
Mom, you know what worries me every time I fly?
You know when they say in the event of an emergency landing do not take your personal belongings?
I’ve heard that.
What if I’m carrying my American Girl doll?
We’d get you another one.
Just checking. That’s what Dad said too.
Mom, I’m worried about some of the kids in my class.
Well, they are in third grade already.
Yes they are.
And if they don’t know anything by now how will they ever graduate from high school?
Mom, I feel sorry for God, you know why?
Because he has to create like a billion, million jillion fingerprints.