It’s better when you consume it like there’s no tomorrow.
It weighs next to nothing but puts an extra five pounds on you each year.
They say it keeps in the freezer but no one keeps it there long enough to find out.
If you do have any part stored in your freezer you could well be judged criminally insane.
Even when you’ve had enough, you haven’t had enough.
On their deathbed, no one wishes they’d had any less.
Authored in my official capacity as Cookie Co-Chair for Brownie Troop 1242 where our motto is “Eat the Damn Things and Get it Over With,” a creed which I swear to uphold and uphold to swear.