Last week we shared the disappointing news with Georgia. “It doesn’t look like we are going to have the first girl president this time.” Then, moving swiftly to pre-empt a pout, we delivered the good news. “This means you could be the first girl president yourself!” She busied herself for a bit, then presented her first executive order:
No gasoline at all times
No violation on people’s proporty without pormishon
No littering enywhere
No kids in front seat under 10 inless emergencey
Every victum goes to the hospital as soon as possible
All violaters go to jail for 3 months
No one eats American cheese
L’enfant terrible! Elle est un francophile.
Happy Camembert, Everyone.